BA FIRST YEAR 'SUNDAY IN THE COUNTRY' ABY ' JOSEPH ADDISON

SUNDAY IN THE COUNTRY

                       JOSEPH ADDISON

I am always very well pleased with a country Sunday, and think, if keeping holy the seventh day were only a human institution, it would be the best method that could have been thought of for the polishing and civilizing of mankind.  It is certain the country people would soon degenerate into a kind of savages and barbarians, were there not such frequent returns of a stated time, in which the whole village meet together with their best faces.  and in their cleanliest habits, to converse with one another upon indifferent subjects, hear their duties explained to them, and join together in adoration of the Supreme being.  Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week, not only as it refreshes in their minds the notions of religion, butas itputs both the sexes upon appearing in their most agreeable forms, and exerting all such qualities as are apt to give them a figure in  the eye of the village.  A country fellow distinguishes himself as much in the churchvard, as a citizen does upon the change, the whole parish - politics being generally discussed in that place either after sermon or before the bell rings.  My friend Sir Roger, being a good churchman, has beautified the inside of his church with several texts of his own choosing.  He has likewise given a handsome pulpit - cloth, and railed in the communion table at his own expense.  He has often told me, that at his coming to his estate he found his parishioners very irregular: and that in order to make them kneel and join in the responses, he gave every one of them a hassock and a common - prayer book: and  at the same time employed an itinerant singing - master, who goes about the country for that purpose, to instruct them rightly in the tunes of the Psalms;  upon which they now very much value themselves and indeed outdo most of the country churches that I have ever heard. As Sir Roger is landlord to the whole congregation, he keep them in very good order, and will suffer nobodvtosleep in itbesides himself; for if by chance he has been surprised into a shortnap Hermon, upon recovering out of it he stands up and looks about him, and if he sees anyone else nodding, either wakes themnu arsends his servants to them. Several other of the old Knign narticularities break out upon these occasions. Sometimes ne be lengthening out a verse in the singing psalms half a minute after the rest of the congregation have done with it; sometun when he is pleased with the matter of his devotion, he pronounces amen three or four times to the same prayer; and sometimes stal up when everybody else is upon their knees, to countan congregation, or see if any of his tenants are missing. I was yesterday very much surprised to hear my ola Irrena in the midst of the service, calling out to one John Matthew to mind what he was about and not disturb the congregation. inms Tohn Matthews it seems remarkable for being an idle fellow, ana at that time was kicking his heels for his diversion. This autority of the knight, though exerted in that odd manner which accompanies him in all the circumstances of life, has very good effect upon the parish, who are not polite enough to see anything ridiculous in his behavior; beside that the general good sense and worthiness of his character make his friends observe these little singularities as foils that rather set off than blemish his good qualities. As soonas the sermon is finished nobody presumes to stir till Sir Roger is gone out of the church. The knight walks down from his seat in the channel betwen a double row of his tenants, that stand bowing to himoneach side and every nowand then inquires how such a one's wife, or mother, or son, or father do, whom he does not see at church; which is understood as a secret refrimand to the person that is absent. The Chaplain has often told me that, upon a catechizing day, when Sir Roger has been pleased with a boy that answers well, he has ordered a Bible to be given to him next day for his encouragement; and sometimes accompanies it with a flitch of Bacon to his mother. Sir Roger has like wise added five poundsa year to the clerk's place; and that he may encourage the young fellows to make themselves perfect in the church service, haspromised upon the death of the present incumbent, who is very old, to bestow it according to merit. - The fair understanding between Sir Roger and his chaplain, and their mutual concurrence in doing good, is the more remarkable because the very next village is famous for the differences and contentions that arise between the parson and the squire, who live in a perpetual state of war, The parson is always preaching at the squire; and the squire, to be revenged on the parson, never comes to the church. The squire has made all his tenants atheists and tithe - stealers, while the parson instructs them every Sunday in the dignity of his order, and insinuates to them, inalmostevery sermon, that he is a better man than his patron. In short, matters are come to such an extremity, that the squire has not said his prayers either in public or private this half year, and the parson threatens him, if he does not mend his manners, to pray for him in the face of the whole congregation. . Feuds of this nature, though too frequent in the country, are very fatal to the ordinary people, who are so used to be dazzled with riches, that they pay much difference to the understanding of a man of an estate, as of a man of learning and are very hardly brought to regard any truth, how important so ever it may be, that is preached to them, when they know there are several men of five hundred a year, who do not believe it.